Answers to the name: Seburgaggy.
He's short, fat, green and ugly. He likes to chew on your words as you type, completely mangling sentences on you. Great for gag gift, revenge tactic, or security fail-safe to keep parents/siblings off your computer.
FREE TO GOOD HOME!!! (One fic to semi-decent home or two songfics to absolutely shitty home)
NO MAINTENANCE REQUIRED!!! JUST BE ON THE COMPUTER A LOT!